Eclectic plumage - a recipe

INGREDIENTS:
1 freebie cowboy hat, white with black band
1 small bunch of flowers courtesy of Greenthumb Magic
1 French Maid top, by four Yip (part of a set)
2 poofy lace sleeves, from 'Victorian shirt' by Candy Enoch
1 homemade rose choker (textured with chequered floor tiles)
1 knitted belt, by Pixel Dolls
1 hastily made skirt using black and white damask wallpaper texture
2 buckle cuffs, by Felicity Overlord
1 pair black and white spotted socks, by Bellinda Box
1 pair black ballet pumps, by Shiny Things
1 black and white garter, origin unknown
1 large chiffon bow, from aforementioned set by four Yip

METHOD:
Shrink cowboy hat to minimum limits. Take flowers and texture with chequered floor tiles. Afix flowers, position hat in jaunty fashion. Wear remaining items, fixing large chiffon bow to rear. For best results attend the New Babbage Founders Day Black and White Ball, graciously hosted by Miss Breezy Carver. Dance till dawn, or until done.